Introducing BRUTAL Fallen of Tau

Look, I understand: the game isn't living up to your expectations. Things are getting too "balanced" and stale, and nothing sets it apart from the heaps of indie roguelikes out there. There's no impact; there's no gravity in anything you do.

That ends today.

It is my pleasure to at last introduce a new era for Fallen of Tau: BRUTAL Fallen of Tau! (no, not "Brutal Fallen of Tau," BRUTAL Fallen of Tau)

As part of the ongoing artistic and game feel renovations, this update will COMPLETELY change how the game feels. Gone are the days of wiggling your sword around until the wittle monsters pitifully fall over. As part of BRUTAL Fallen of Tau, you are going to make sure you bring on the pain.

• Greatly enhanced, spectacularly violent on-damage particles. All entities will now slowly be blasted asunder into a raging fountain of warm blood and guts with every hit they take. Your enemies can never come back to haunt you if you REDUCE THEM TO MULCH.
• In a long-overdue rejection of conventional "balance" policies (yawn), a new item has been added to the starting inventory: a variant of the Araki War Drum which lasts FOREVER, such that your lust for destruction may sincerely know no bounds.
• By popular demand, now not even the Pawnbroker is impervious to your rampage.

See? I know what exactly what my audience wants. This update is so unbelievably violent that it gave all of the ESRB reviewers heart attacks, necessitating the founding of a new games rating board which I am honored to have done all by myself. Henceforth, Fallen of Tau is officially rated M - for MASCULINE.

The update is available RIGHT NOW. I'd ask you to enjoy if I wasn't already sure of one thing: you will be SPLIT APART WITH WICKED AWE the first time you play this BRUTAL update. That's okay; there's a first time for everything.